Long Island Duck

Date in my archives: 30-Oct-92

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A woman came into the supermarket, went over to the butcher counter and announced her desire to buy a long island duck. The butcher, a recent employee, obligingly went into the back room and came out with a fine looking duck.

The woman stuck her finger up the ducks ass and announced, "I'm sorry, this won't do. This is a Main Duck.

The butcher raised his eyebrow, but soon returned with another duck.

"No," pronounced the woman, her finger up the second ducks ass, "this duck is from Minnesota."

Barlely restraining himself the butcher fetched the third duck.

"Now" said the woman, smiling after performing the the same inspection. "This is along island duck. Thank you so much." She was about to leave when she turned back to the counter and asked "Say you are new here, aren't you? Where are you from?

The butcher pulled down his pants, turned around, and said "You tell me lady!"