Alchohol, Tobacco and Firearms

Date in my archives: 15-Mar-95

Forwarded with subject: Re: Humour Request

From: todd@ftp.com (Todd Prior) - forwards deleted

I was bored last week and a thought occured to me. Why is it that there is a government bureau which oversees alcohol, tobacco, and firearms? I was bored enough to call up the regional office of said bureau... I asked the man who answered the phone "What wine goes best with an M-16?" He did his best to be helpful, however. "That depends. What are you smoking?"