The Real Reason Nobody Ever Sees Santa

Date in my archives: 07-Feb-1990

Forwarded with subject: The Real Reason Nobody Ever Sees Santa

Seen on a local advertisement for a Christmas party awhile ago:

Scene:

A small boy stands agasp on the stairway overlooking the living room. A rather largish man in a big red suit with white fur and red and white toque hunches over the fireplace, filling stockings with gifts, sees the boy over his shoulder. His eyebrows are raised, matter-of-factly.

Caption:

"I'm sorry you've seen me, Billy. Now I'll have to kill you."