Policeman's Ball
Date in my archives: 19-Apr-1990
Newsgroup: alt.folklore.urban:
Forwarded with subject: Urban Tales
From: phantom@athena.mit.edu (Mike Garrison)
Another myth about cops (not from that show):
Ever hear the one where a driver is pulled over, and when the cop walks up driver says "what's the matter, do you want me to buy a ticket to the policemen's ball?" Cop says "Bellevue [supply city] policemen don't have balls!" Cop then gets so embarassed he says "just get out of here and stomps back to car."