Lost in a Poker Game

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Jack came home from our poker game too late one night and found his wife waiting for him with a rolling pin.

"Where the hell have you been?" she asked.

"You'll have to pack all your things, dear," he ad-libbed. "I've just lost you in a poker game."

"How did you manage to do that?"

"It wasn't easy, honest. I had to fold with a royal flush."