OSHA Warning

Date in my archives: 11-Jan-1990

Forwarded with subject: Warning sign for your cube

To Whom It May Concern:

The Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA) has determined that the maximum safe load capacity on my butt is 2 persons at a time -- unless I install handrails or safety straps.

As you have arrived 6th in line to ride my ass today, please take a number and wait your turn. Thank You.