An Old Man's Confession

An old man's Confession

Date in my archives: 30-Jan-90

Newsgroup: rec.humor.funny

Forwarded with subject: An old man's Confession

From: jindal@cis.ohio-state.edu (Rahul Jindal)

Heard on the local radio station (SUNNY 95 in Columbus Ohio)

An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:

Man:

Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for 50 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I was intimate with an 18 year old.

Father:

When was the last time you made a confession?

Man:

I never have, I am Jewish.

Father:

Then why are telling me all this?

Man:

I am telling everybody ...

Man:	Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for 50 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I was intimate with an 18 year old.
Father:	When was the last time you made a confession?
Man:	I never have, I am Jewish.
Father:	Then why are telling me all this?
Man:	I am telling everybody ...