Poker Wild Card

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One day Frank walked in on his parents having sex. "What are you doing?" asked Frank.
"We're playing poker and your mom's the wild card," replied his father.

So Frank walked out and went into his sister’s room and saw his sister and her boyfriend having sex. "What are you doing?" asked Frank.
"We're playing poker and he's the wild card," replied his sister.

So Frank walked out and went to his room. Later on Widdster’s father walked in. "What are you doing!" yelled his father.
Frank replied, "I'm playing poker!"
"But where is your wild card?" asked his father.

Frank replied, "With a hand like this who needs a wild card!!!"