Talking Frog

Date in my archives: 22-Nov-1995

Forwarded with subject: Humor/Happy Turkey Day!

A guy was walking along in the woods when he came upon a frog, which promptly addressed him. "Please," the frog said. "I'0 a beautiful princess, and if you'll only kiss me, I'll convert back." The man looked bemused, picked up the frog, and put her in his pocket.

A little farther along, the frog piped up. "Please," she repeated. "If you'll only kiss me and change me back, I'll marry you - I'll do anything." The man smiled softly and walked on.

Later, she tried again. "Kiss me," she pleaded. "I'll cook and wash for you; I'll be your sex slave!"

The man gently addressed the frog in his pocket. "Look," he said. "I'm an engineer. Women are complex, bug-ridden, time-consuming and come with no documentation. I get plenty of that from Microsoft; I have neither the time nor the inclination to volunteer for more. A talking frog, on the other hand, is kind of cool!"